Who needs sagging breasts, right? A Birmingham based firm called The Kush Company has developed the ultimate product to prevent old-lady saggers for women that sleep on their sides. Now, I wrestled with this for quite a bit (pun intended). I thought it was a spoof, a viral. But thorough research has provided confirmation that this is the real deal.Introducing Kush, a revolutionary, phallic-shaped plastic object, with a contoured design that fits snugly in between breasts so the weight (or lack of, in some cases) of one breast does not need to be carried by the other, especially when women sleep on their side. The people at Kush say this:
After comprehensive research and testing, Kush was developed as an anatomically contoured accessory offering both health and beauty benefits. Made from a lightweight plastic with a slip-resistant outer coating, Kush is uniquely designed to fit between the breasts to maintain a more natural shape while resting on your side. No straps, no underwires, no constraints, no adhesives and no garments needed – the slip-resistant surface and contoured shape help keep Kush in place as a woman rolls from one side to the other during sleep.
Nice. There’s even a TV commercial.
And, in case you were wondering, it comes in various colors, because the guys at Kush aren’t racist.
The great thing is, even if you don’t sleep on your side, but you like to have a cock between your titties when you sleep at night, the Kush is available for you at a totally-worth-it price of $24.99.
