Tagged with gay pride

The problem with closeted friends…

Let me just start by saying that I don’t actually have a problem with gays. They’re fine by me, and I respect them. I’m not homophobic and I don’t say “stay away from me” if you admit you’re gay, ‘cos I understand you’re gay and not an anal rapist. Which reminds me… why do guys do that? What if girls started saying that to heterosexual guys? Wouldn’t that be offensive?

Anyways, so, as things go nowadays, I do have a few gay friends and they’re cool, and my behavior with them is totally normal. But, there is this one friend who I know is gay, and everyone knows is gay, but since he hasn’t mustered up the courage to step out of the closet yet (he’s 32, it’s about time!), it puts the rest of us in a really awkward situation – pretending that we think he’s straight.

Harder (excuse the deliberate innuendo) than you might think. Continue reading

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A new breed of gay

Gay MenThe author is a heterosexual who respects people with different sexual preferences. The term “gay” in this article is not used as a derogatory. He has, on occasion, been on the receiving end of same-sex flirtation, and has been rather flattered each time. So, thank you gentlemen.

Living in the Arab world has its disadvantages. There’s no open gay culture that the common man can be exposed to, leading to packs of homophobic wolves running free, preaching their non-acceptance towards this different breed. We all know and witness the stereotypical version of a gay man. Clad in skin-tight t-shirts, these somewhat effeminate men walk like ramp models, snap their fingers and say “fabulous, dah-ling” at anything that pleases them. Busted! The conformists suddenly remember all the holy rules of living in an Islamic state, and Kevin J is dragged away by the coppers, right when he was about to offer that cute guy on the other side (me!) a daiquiri. I was going to decline and tell him that I don’t swing that way, but the pigs got to him first. And then a few days later, everything changed.

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